![]() Has slept in the outdoors for months on end, has a weird diet, and provokes denominational leaders. John: Says he is a Baptist, but definitely doesn’t dress like one.Might fit in better in a poor congregation. With some seminary training he might have promise, but has a hang-up against wealthy people. He told us the fish later spit him out on the shore near here. Jonah: Refused God’s call into ministry until he was forced to obey by getting swallowed up by a great fish.Isaiah: On the fringe? Claims to have seen angels in church.Jeremiah: Emotionally unstable, alarmist, negative, always lamenting things, and reported to have taken a long trip to bury his underwear on the bank of foreign river.Hosea: A tender and loving pastor but our people could never handle his wife’s occupation.Elisha: Reported to have lived with a single widow while at his former church.Elijah: Prone to depression-collapses under pressure. ![]()
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